There’s a new geek invention that is sure to blow Patrick Mahony’s mind.
Imagine for a moment that you are at a super bowl party and the final results turned out very good. In the process of watching the game, you might have drank a bit too much beer and munched on too many Tostitos. Not to worry, the makers of the Tostitos have you covered.
Prior to climbing into the car and risking the lives of others on the road, not to mention yourself and your brave passengers, you might want to check and see if you are in fact impaired. But how? Well, grab your empty bag of Tostitos. No, this is not nonsense.
All you have to do is blow in the hole at the top of the bag and an embedded breathalyzer will give you an indication of whether or not you could be impaired. If the side of the bag lights up green, you are good to go. If it’s red, relax and let someone else take the wheel.
But wait, that’s not all. Let’s further suppose that all of your buddies are pretty much in the same condition as yourself. Tomorrow’s a Monday and the day after the Super Bowl has never been an official work holiday. Again, your Tostitos bag has you covered.
On the bag, you will see an NFC emblem. If you tap this emblem to any smart phone, Uber will be contacted on your behalf, location and all. Within minutes, you ride will arrive and soon you will safely tucked in your bed or passed out on your own floor.
What will they think of next? From this day forward, it would fair to classify Tostitos as a health food. Where else can you find a snack that will deliver you safely to you front door?